Fun & Playful

Add a bold, inclusive, and playful touch to your next celebration with ALL DICKS NAUGHTY STRAWS! These vibrantly colored, penis-shaped straws come in 11 assorted colors inspired by the Progress Pride Flag, celebrating diversity and unity at LGBTQ+ events, bachelorette parties, or any fun-filled gathering.

Choose your favorite color to express your identity and sip in style with these cheeky, high-quality straws designed to spark laughter and connection.

High-quality, reusable PVC, BPA-free for safe sipping. 8 inches long, designed to fit most glassware and tumblers. Hand wash with warm water and mild soap for reuse.

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